The embattled future-former district lawyer of El Paso, Texas, Yvonne Rosales hasn’t been seen by anybody for fairly a while, and I’ve some theories.
Even when summoned to her personal removing proceedings in entrance of a choose, defunct and incompetent district lawyer Yvonne Rosales didn’t make an look on Monday, November twenty eighth.
Even protection attorneys who’ve instances with the district lawyer have been unable to achieve her citing over 15 unanswered subpoenas.
And her tenure began off so nicely. Right here she is discussing her first 100 days in workplace:
And right here she is at present:
So when your head’s this far within the floor, I’ve some concepts about the place horrible district lawyer Yvonne Rosales could also be hiding out today.
1. Hair Salon
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I am not the kind of one who enjoys making advert hominem assaults and even has the precise to make enjoyable of somebody’s hair:
however, Yvonne Rosales’s hair is an entire different story.
That factor appears to be like prefer it has a lifetime of its personal.
A combination of a bouffant and a magnificence pageant updo, this type of hair requires meticulous maintenance and upkeep.
If I used to be Yvonne Rosales and I used to be hiding from the courts and the general public that elected me, I would most likely be at a salon 24/7.
2. D.A.A. – District Lawyer’s Nameless
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Everybody is aware of that being the district lawyer of a metropolis is a tough job.
You’re required to prosecute the residents you reside with. You are compelled to exit in public and truly speak to folks.
And the stress of all this could result in sure sorts of issues.
That is why there is District Attorneys Nameless or D.A.A. the place overworked and wired district attorneys can anonymously get collectively and talk about why they are not doing their jobs.
3. Sunland Park Mall
If there’s one place in El Paso the place no person will look to discover a district lawyer gone rogue, Sunland Park Mall is the place to be forgotten.
With a meals court docket that no person eats at, and with shops which might be in actuality a health club or volleyball court docket, malls have change into so 20 and late that I doubt anyone would discover miss Rosales there.
In all seriousness, a dually elected Texas State official and consultant of the folks of El Paso, even Rosales has an obligation and obligation to face the general public.
The truth that she’s scurried down some rat gap someplace, to keep away from any and all scrutiny by the general public and individuals who voted for her is simply unhappy.
If anybody has any sightings of the elusive creature often called district lawyer Yvonne Rosales please tell us and take some photos.
Let me know what you suppose at nico@klaq.com
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